Matt Brown comes to "Detroit" Part 1

First of all I would like to preface this by saying I don't think we were actually in the city of Detroit at any point in time except for a brief moment on 8 mile on the way to and from the airport. I had all these plans to show the hidden gems of Detroit but it turned into I showed Matt Brown, Trader Joes, Coors Light and my couch. First stop...Trader Joes.
We bought tons of wine and I bought an orchid. I have always wanted one, hope it doesn't die. Matt complimented me on my manicure, dang I gave myself a cosmic colored manni/peddi while on ambien...I also think I ate out the garbage but thats just a theory. Moving on!
So we drank wine and talked random shiz, went off to emory to look at my bartender that is the only thing that reminds me I have a vagina...I hate it when he talks..don't talk, just get me my chenin blanc and shut the fuck up. Natalie and LB show up, don't remember much after that.
Jump to morning...
LB made us a steak fritata and we started to sober up. LB and Natalie had to go make good with Natalies sisters(Brandy) group home people so Nat could bust her out for the upcoming eminem concert. LB and Brandy had a special connection based both on her self made single "It's my clonipin" and their mutual love for Tony Braxtons "you're makin me high". So they were off, one stop at Sunoco for some Newports and Mountain Dew annd they were grouphome bound.

God I miss Phoenix

Still unable to function I sat on my chair and watched 7 episodes of Veronica Mars on my netflix on demand while Matt watched Rachel Zoe project and napped.
At this point Matt and I decided to unravel the events of last night, and drink wine. UNKNOWN! We did however find some unrevealing bar pics and a unfrozen veggie burger in the toaster oven...I knew I was missing a kaiser roll...

So we did go to the bar..

Next up, rippin sushi, Jackie Fuckin Barnes, and an International visitor...

Its 9:30 p.m. I just woke up

Do you like my background? It reminds me of my 30 dollar shower curtain that will blow your mind. So I decided to start a blog but I don't really know what to write about, food? Nope, wing ding night at Beaumont Cafeteria is a regular favorite of mine. Clothes? Nope, can't fit in them thanks to wing ding night and morning booze sessions. Love? Nope, most action I have seen there is thinking my isolation patient wasn't that bad looking minus the bed sores the other night. Pets? Nope, don't have one, turns out my shizophrenic brother takes better care of a cat than me. I'm sure i'll be a great mom. Night Life? Nope, Meijer already has a website. Rippin cigs? quit, running out of options...I think I will just write about random shit.